A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"

Done. ng, ng.

Eve: "Do you love me?"

Done

Adam: "Who else?"

done

Merry Christmas to all.

Phil, here in Minnesota we are enjoying -20 C (-3 F). At 34 (93 F) people in Minnesota start bursting into flames.

Good one eyeman!

Should be about 77 today in Tucson - We freeze below 50 :)

Mr O -- res ipsa loquitur.

ave, fresca

Stuck for a while on a missed crossie. 14.

done ng. Merry Christmas to all.

What did the cat get after swallowing a ball of wool…….mittens

Thanks, 111 eggs. Do you know that the difference between a cat and a comma is that a cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma shows a pause near the end of its clause.

drwho, -20! The only place in Aus that gets that cold is the Antarctic research station and my bed if I come home after a few too many!

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