Done. 1 guess.

done

weird

weird

Rene Descartes walks into a bar and the bartender asks him if he wants a drink to which Descartes replies, "I think not."He immediately disappears.

Angieplumptit: took a minute, but worthy of the "laugh of the day" award.

I am still laughing angie. Good one. I have an original one I made up the other day. It has to do with White Supremacists and Linux. Something about Gnu will not replace DOS. But I am reluctant to tell it here. ;-)

Anyway...if you complete today's puzzle and reach the 9000 ranking, you've done 4309 sudokus.

Wow. OC personalities?

And if it took you an average of 10 minutes (I know, I know0 to do each one, that's 718 hours or just under 30 twenty four hour days.

And if you did them at work and are paid what Bernie Sanders says you should be paid, You've earned $10,770.00

So congratulations.

And it's not an OC personality, it's a CO personality. Keep things in order please.

:-)

how was that one an expert? I didn't even need a UR for that one, just a couple virtuals.

@spellacked, what are "virtuals" and what is a "UR" ?

Done 1 late guess

JudyHall, a "virtual" is when (for example) you know what row a number goes, but not exactly what column. That knowledge can still be used to forbid the number going elsewhere in the row.
A "UR" is a Unique Rectangle. Google it, if you don't know what that means.

A gunfighter walked into a saloon and demanded a whiskey. We don't have whiskey here said the bartender, it's whisky. The gunfighter suggested they step outside for a spell.

A dog limps into a saloon and says "I'm looking for the man that shot my paw."

Go

Done, three guesses