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I just read that in Manhattan a pedestrian is struck by a car once every 20 minutes. You'd think by now that guy would have learned to look both ways before crossing the street.

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@Tallmike, interesting choice of words.

"Are currently unwelcome". -- who says?

"We're all "- then who are They that are not We? Do you claim this is your place? That seems to be a very political claim to me...

Walks a president of the US into a gay bar. Says the bartender: "We're all just having fun."

if i were ever punished

for every little pun i shed

i'd run to find a punny shed

and there i'd hang my punnish head

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MrO, this is why I was bemoaning not having private messages here. :-)

DING. Not sure I noticed any Medium trick. 14.

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Bemoans a president of the US in a gay bar.

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Jesus walks into a bar. He says, "I'll just have a glass of water."

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ding, pretty easy

A nun walks into a bar and collides with her mother superior who asks, "Why are you sneaking in here wearing a hoodie?" The nun says it's just a bad habit.

Walked warily an EU president into a straight bar but lost control when he hit on a curve.