Go.

done

Done

Difficulty score 27. No green.

Done, no greens. Not very difficult.

A guy who liked solving Sudoku

A guy who liked solving Sudoku
Spent time at it -- beaucoup
It estranged his wife
And ruined his life
Which is why it was a jeaucoup.

Mistake. "Wasn't"

Sudoku is only for nerds.
It's a game without any words.
The Mediums are easy,
The Easies are breasy,
But the Experts are for the birds.

go

Done and back to bed. Bring on Sunday

done. no greens, no guesses

I believe I'll... GO

Andy, did the prayer groups' pleas cure your afflictions?

They turned them into afflecktions. ar ar ar.

(that's funny because my last name is affleck...)

Praise the Lord, and God bless Him.

Is that a request or a command?

Oh, you must obey the BF

BF? Boyfriend? Babe Finder? Babel Fish? Bollywood Film? Bellowing Frog?

Big Fellah.

Oh... my uncle Mort. He's huge/

Did you pray to Mort?

I'm looking for an alternative to the BF. Didn't get my Beretta for Xmas, dog wasn't ressurected...

Yes. "Oh Mort! Pray, please don't sit on me!"

You could go Buddha...

Mort looks like Buddha...hmmm...

Hurrah. I may have just discovered the path to Salvation after all!

I feel bad.

But what if I make the wrong guess? Get to heaven and the BF says, "Sorry only the Methodists guessed right."

I've lied to you.

I don't have an uncle Mort.

I made him up.

Oh no.

I figure if you lead a good life, do right by everyone, don't lie about Uncle Mort, and help others, you'll be fine. If God requires a specific form to be filled out and doesn't tell you which one, that's just mean and doesn't fit with what he supposedly stands for. That's my attitude. I don't worry about it.

You haven't been listening to the preachers. You're off to the fire Andy m'boy.

Oh well. Sucks to be me.

One visit to Jesusland would cure you of your cynicism.

It sounds abhorrent...

One visit to the Eternal Damnation fun house.

One ride on the Judas Drop.

I guess you're over your search for a BF replacement, eh?

I'm gonna give Mort a try. I'll keep you informed.

Mort rocks. He does this great trick where he makes an entire roasted chicken disappear. It's a bit gross though.

OMYGOD! Miracles. This is it, I've found Him!

Does He like dogs?

He does like chinese food...

Saving the heathen. We've foud Him Andy!

The Mort's Prayer goes like this: Our Mort, who art in Hobokon, hello, how's Auntie Mame? Thighs or drums? Do you need some Tums? ... it goes on like that a bit.

Actually... you should be a pastafarian...

We must build a cdhurch. How about Texas?

Texas is too hot and too far away.

Can we work in the multiple spouses AND the 72 virgins?

No compounds

Gotta go. Tell Mort I'm a convert.

You're a pervert. Got it.

checkpointing and returning later.

Done. No greens!

go

done

done, with greens, easy one

hello everybody

have a great day

go

done

hi, mom

done. no green.

sorry, Syd, missed your post since I rushed off

s'ok... seeya later:)

I meant syrdarya

go 8/23/2007 (easy)

done. no green.

start

grrrr... I'mhaving a hard time concentrating this morning

done no greens

commence

terminate.. no greens.. that was nice

enjoy your Saturday

go

done with a couple of greens